Oh whoa, oh, oh! I knew I was gone see you again! Knew I was gone see you again!
I knew I was gonna see our ever faithful Dancilblog readers again. Its been a long time coming folks. Phylix and I have been away, hard at work on new material for dance, and we are finally pulling back the curtains little by little. In doing so, we decided, what the hell?! Why don’t we drop a huge For As Long As Possible shaped bombshell on our readers. We’ve been on a bit of a FALAP Hiatus for the better part of the year-think of it as the equivalent of your favorite TV show going on break in between seasons. We’ve gotten a small chance to rewind, recharge and re-energize so we can bring you guys the best possible entries in this series for as long as possible! So before we get into it, you guys should check out the entire First Wave of FALAP. You don’t necessarily have to, but you can get it out of the way. You can jump in right here and follow along, but wouldn’t you love to be completely in the know? Of course you do! Well this should help:
- FALAP Arc #1 – The Pie Masters Cast
- FALAP Arc #2 – One Helluva Party
- FALAP Arc #3 – Rescue AfterParty
So what you’re reading here is pretty much FALAP Arc #4 – A Scandal In Barhnovia. This is Wave #2 of FALAP, so you can also think of this as FALAP Wave #2, Arc #1. But that’s semantics. Its up to you! Don’t say we never give you choices here at Dancilblog.
So without further ado, lets get things moving.
For As Long As Possible Arc #4 – A Scandal in Barhnovia, #1 The Star Gate Festival.
[Overhead Speakers] Good afternoon, this is your Captain Speaking, with just a little flight information;
-I love flying. Don’t you guys love flying?
[Overhead Speakers] Captain: ….The time is 6am sharp local, which means it should be 12 noon in our destination country.
-Why is Anton the Intern going with us again?
-Because, Phylix, my friend, he is from Barhnovia, specifically the village we are going to do a report on for the festival so he knows the terrain.
Captain: This is Fitzsimmons Airline, international Flight 0102, headed to the beautiful nation of Bahrnovia. We will be flying at an altitude of 40,000 feet and our air speed will be about 400 miles per hour.
Anton: Yeah Detanfy, You guys are gonna love Hollovia Village. The Stargate festival is the event of the year.
Captain: This will be a 6 hour international flight, so we should be arriving at Barhnovia International Airport at about 6pm destination time.
“This’ll be fun. I haven’t flown in a while” I casually say, talking out loud.
“Yeah. I’m just gonna get some sleep while I can. I’ve barely gotten a good nights sleep since all our shenanigans this past year.” Phylix replies, somewhat eager to get off the ground and in the air already.
Captain: Please Make sure to strap in your seat belt…
“SO! you guys haven’t gone on mission or done any stories since you nabbed Julian?” Anton the Intern asks. I always forget he is new and he wasn’t here when all that went down.
Captain: ….turn off all electronics during takeoff ….
Phylix goes first, saying “Dude, I almost drowned peeping in a jailbaits house like an old pervert, that is, until Detanfy saved my ass, then I got trapped in a dimension where the devil goes potty, then I had to battle a monstrous creature that looked like Santa Claus, then I met Santa Claus, then I met Donkey Kong, then I had to battle a spoiled kid who was mad because Santa didn’t give him gifts. And we are going on a mission today, the day after Christmas.” A mouthful from Phylix.
Captain: …and the flight attendants will go around to make sure everyones strapped in and ready to go.
I fill in some of the blanks “Lets not forget we were in a street race, being chased by Jailbait, we tried to throw a party, got attacked by said Jailbait at our party, trapped in a null filed, I got hoisted 100’s of feet into the air, I almost fell to my death, then I had to rescue Phylix from his Pee palace and fight the spoiled kid as well.” I unload some pent up tension on Anton the Intern.
“At least you got to meet Santa Clause, yes?” Anton replies, trying to clear the air.
The precarious interns attempts to break the ice might’ve hit a little bit too close to home for Phylix and I. Its our first mission in a while, so stands to reason we’ll be nervous.
“Yes. I met Santa. He was awesome. And Russian. And awesome.” I reply to Anton.
Captain: While I have your attention, ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to give a warm welcome to James and Janice….
“Its your first mission in a while. You must at least be a little bit excited.” Anton says, clearly doped up on all the awesome stuff that he has heard about Phylix and I at the Daily Silhouettes HQ.
“I mean, there will be portals, and festivals, and eastern european girls with questionable morals. I might be a little bit excited” I say, as I begin to weigh the benefits of our mission.
“Okay. I’m excited, but I’ll still snooze through this flight sha.” Phylix says
Captain:…who are returning Air Host and hostess for our Airline. They also happen to be newly married.
Anton leans closer to us from his chair across the aisle and beings to say “So let me officially be the first one to say this to you:….”
Captain: Welcome back guys, we’ve missed you. You’ve been gone too long.
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