I haven’t written on Dancil in Ages and I figured the best way to usher in my new year is through one of my thoughts resulting from a pensive moment I had initially shared here.
TLL – Tolerate . Listen . Learn
The subject matter was a three word “punch line” I came up with to best simplify a phrase I have grown to live by; “Seek first to understand, before being understood” amongst many other phrases such as this famous one from Jesus Christ “Judge not, lest ye be Judged”. I had first stumbled unto this phrase about seeking to understand while reading Stephen Covey’s Seven habits of highly effective people book and it stood out amongst the plethora of great writing and advice from him. This phrase stood as a rather poignant foundation to my next set of innate quotes, both of which can be found in the “babse who?” page of this website. What are they you might wonder? The first of it is; “Anything Can be Justified.”and the second; “Life is not about rights or wrongs but actions and consequences of those actions.” With the premise set, I’d love to take you to the world of TLL. Continue Reading →
We have done alot of tracks and as such we opted to created a playlist for everyone to listen with. You can also download every song if you like (zip file).
New track from MciPhone and BGiddy, the No Rubber resident parody music makers. We found it best to give you all the lyrics with the track. If you missed the episode on “titles”, visit norubber.gidilounge.fm. You can also get all their past parodies HERE.
RIP To all the Friend Zones world wide. Salute.
I’m not a rapper. I’m a brapper.
I ride for my penis. Dog
I ride for my penis
I slide w/ my penis. dog
I cry for my penis.
Stay Schemin… Women trynna FriendZone me!—( dog, I ride for my penis)
Stay Schemin… Women trynna FriendZone me!
—-(dog, I ride for my penis)
Verse 1
Damn. I made a detour
Fuck it. I’m still trynna score. (huh)
Fuck it. I got a budget for a ring though.
Fuck it, I’m on a run for this honey. (whoo)
But she won’t suck it. In a zone I’m trynna avoid
My penis get no lovin. Even got me paranoid. (ugh)
Getting side hugs seems to be mandatory.
Pls help me get out of this friend territory! (huh)
Hook
I ride for my penis. Dog
I ride for my penis
I slide w/ my penis. dog
I cry for my penis.
Stay Schemin… Women trynna FriendZone me!
(dog, I cry for my penis)
Verse 2
It bothers me when the broads
Get to acting like the frauds.
Guess some girls don’t love you they only love your cars
That’s why I see no need to compete for women like y’all
I just ask’em when u see me, just kill yourself that’s all.
I’d be lying if I say I never wanted nothing.
Our relationshit has changed.
This girl keeps on frontin.
Bk then “when we gon get married” used to be the question
Nowadays I reach for a kiss you say stop incesting.
Bro & sister zone. Places that’ll get you down.
You calling me a fool cuz I wanna fool around.
Be your gay friend. Just to get close
You think K would pull some shit like that? You never know.
Pick you up from the airport when u come in town.
Give u place to stay u already know it’s goin down
Shorty wanna tell me secrets bout her main nigga
I tell her baby you’re too attractive. That nigga is a clown.
Getting FriendZoned has to be a sin
I take no Ellas. I’m trynna get a win.
Take the D stop acting like a lesbian.
(huh)Whatchu mean u only love me as a friend??
Tell that girl u said fuck it
I’m leaving. This is disgusting.
I feel like I’m getting punished
No more taking u out in public
I treated u w/ class, u were my favorite subject
Treated u good & got hugging, you wanted a nigga that’s thuggin
I’m not trynna be cynical
Me and your pussy had sin-to-do
You wanna finish? Fine.
U know I was into you trynna get into you
But let me get my mind off that. Cuz when I get money, she’ll be back trynna brap. go figure. (huh)
BGiddy
Night was goine perfectly
and she was feeling me
I told her baby I got what would make your creamy (your cake cake cake)
but then she stopped me and said bro (bro?), we should stop this now (Oh NO NO!)
I said hold up, i just hit the friend zone no.
I said baby you’re kidding, for real? in my mind i got zoned, after all my scheming (No No No No)
I aint tripping, in your panty zone is the goal and I’m winning for sure
Cause I cry for my penis.
no zones in this business girl
you gotta make love to my penis (echoed)
Here it is folks, the latest track from MciPhone (@bmorenigerian), BGiddy (@babseaketi) and we featured the lovely ladies Jegzy and MsjaneAda. Listen and sing along.
Verse 1
She says pick up your phone where u at?
I know you hear it call me back.
She bout to have a heart attack.
Man. I hate when opposites attract.
We live in different time zones.
But she’s the girl I call my own.
She says baby when u coming home?
But I’m too busy trynna take the throne.
Call. Text. Skype.
This can’t be life.
Can’t touch my wife.
Chick out of site.
She fussing at who I’m tweeting.
For these thirsty hoes why am I competing.
I didn’t sign up for this version.
Startn to think this long distance thing is just for virgins.
Bridge
Yeah its a struggle
Shorty twatching me like she my mum and I’m in trouble
Girl this distance ain’t Working, My Dick needs some Loving
And I got a dozen chics feeling me and sending DM’s Tonight
This LDR ish ain’t right, I can’t Fight, I got Rights
I’m Hitting up a Chic Tonight
Verse 2
I don’t care
It’s not fair
That I got all these girls around me. & instead of gettn blown, I blow’em off. Come home to Skype w/ you & you just wanna piss me off.
She says you know what?
Boy you trippin
Playin all these games
You ain’t different
If u were with me I’d be headed to the kitchen
Then I’d show u the real meaning of a snippet
Snippet?
You trynna cut me off? You ain’t different.
I only use this thing here for pissin.
No love. I thought u was Christian
Now you flipping over here sayn I’m pimpin. Listen
I’m trynna show u what it means to be committed
When u left I said I was wit it. If u wit it.
But I ain’t seen your ass since last Christmas.
This is the price I paaaayyy for long distance.
Inconsistence
I’m dippn
20 missed calls from the misses
Text messages cussin me out in pidgin
Then the next ones hugs & kisses
Make up sex. I’m just wishing
She’d hop on a broom like dem witches.
I’m tired of only seeing her in my visions
This relationship needs revision.
Man, I can’t do this long distance.
Tonight, and this is for my fellows that they know they ain’t right
And this is for my ladies breaking up tonight
And this if for my ladies that wanna give me their Skype
And if you love your girl, you better kiss her goodnight!
When I read this, I was LMAO (Laughing My Ass Of for those people that are not in tune with society). It’s a great story of karma being an ugly biatchh. The story is rather interesting; This Aussie woman had provided her bank account information to some Scammers to assist in transferring money they received through their account via a popular car sales website. So sure enough, some deal was struck and she was meant to keep only 8% but ended up keeping all the money, totaling $35,000 USD the con men had received. The lady, Cochrane-Ramsey, is said to be sentenced next month. This story brought me back to a random question I asked after watching Omar from the TV series “The Wire”; Is it wrong/Illegal to steal from a thief? Leave a comment below.
I’ll cut straight to it and say; this is the coolest 90yr old I have ever seen. Yes, this old lady decided to put on her dancing dentures shoes to show us how you pay tribute to one of the greatest artists of the 20th century that recently passed away; Whitney Houston. If you didn’t know Whitney Houston passed away, well wow! That’s nothing shy of fascinating.
What is more fascinating is this cool video.
Show me whatchu got mammy! Aoowwww!
UPDATE: There are many more videos of this 90yr old awesomeness getting down on this Youtube page. You can also like her Facebook page HERE.
Yes, you noticed the three dots in the post. It means to be continued cause it will be continued. So far, it has been a total of 6 tracks from our vast library of parodies. Why should we care about those parodies? Well, @no_rubber‘s @bmorenigerian aka MciPhone nation does business with our resident parody humor music connoisseur, babse, thats’ why. Anywhoo, people have requested for all the tracks and we intend to place them all on here. Hit the links to listen and enjoy great music. WARNING – Listen at your own risk.
TRACK LIST
Dreams Akatas Can Buy (DACB) – MciPhone (Dreams – Drake)
It has been almost 2 months since the #OccupyNigeria Movement swept the great country of Nigeria. For many, it was just some experience, only to be swept in the back of their memories never to be remembered. For others, it was a sign that change can actually happen if we come together as a country and make a stance on what we find to be right, true and just.
This is why we made this video. The goal is simple; Keep the reality of where we are as a country in the hearts and minds of nigerians. WE CANNOT AFFORD to forget. The generation before us forgot June 12 and what they did and this resulted in decades of increased lawlessness and corruption. We can’t afford to start again. We must keep the flame burning. This flame of love and adoration for our country. This flame of patriotism and the need to see nigeria grow and not constantly wallow in dilapidation and corruption.
No, we are not saying every Nigerian is perfect; neither are we saying the riots/strikes should be incessant and perpetual. All we are saying is as the days go by, do not only focus on your hustle. Think about your country; Live Patriotism, don’t just say it. We are far from done with reviving our country back to its prominence as giant of africa. This video is just a reminder that Nigerians must forever continue to build mindshare; educate one and another and ensure we are constantly “occupying” our great country in our hearts, souls and spirits.
Tis the season of Love folks and the boys at Dancil have been cooking up tonnes of entertainment for Vals day. There is an awesome read about detanfy stealing his mum’s jewelry HERE and also this here contraption (in collaboration with gidilounge radio). As you know, your friendly neighborhood Dancil team member babse has given our great readers 3 tracks to entertain themselves with. Today, he brings a fourth.
This is a track motivated by a need to sympathize with those young men on Facebook and twitter that constantly bother those hot women with unsolicited messages like “the love I have for you is the fuming lava from the crevices of that volcano [that] destroyed the city of pompeii and erupted in a total phantasmagorical love affair which I must confess”. Yeah, you know them; they are the reason most girls I know have their Facebook profiles unsearchable.
Anywhoo, sometimes it is important to put oneself in the shoes of others (sounds like something Confucius would say) and ask yourself; “what/how do these guys feel?
Anyways, there you go. As usual, the lyrics are provided for you to sing along.
I’m tired of sitting here thinking and frowning
No babe to please me, vals day is coming
friends laugh at me and say my dick is ashy
I’m wondering “damn, now what I’m to do”
Cause every girl that I ping, is another one taken by those
{twitter celebrities, @no_rubber family}
I’ve become so slow, my game’s on a real low
I’ve been loosing chics, got a dearth of tricks
Now I’m wondering how I could get this fixed
I need my thirst quenched men I’m done with this.
Used to hear that twitter’s the ish
So I left Facebook chat and the tonnes of great fish
I reminisce when I buzz girls on Facebook
gave them big grammar hoping that it’ll hook
Now every DM I send come back in humiliation
Now I closed my account cause I cant take it no more
I’ve become so slow, my game’s on a real low
I’ve been loosing chics, got a dearth of tricks
Now I’m wondering how i could get this fixed
I need my thirst quenched men I’m done with this.
And I know, I may end up getting subbed or blocked too
[Block me on Facebook, it don't matter]
girl all this ridicule will never stop my from coming for you
I’ve become so slow, my game’s on a real low
I’ve been loosing chics, got a dearth of tricks
Now I’m wondering how i could get this fixed
I need my thirst quenched men I’m done with this.
Tonight (depending on if its still Tuesday Jan 31st where you are), myself and the veteran radio host on gidilounge’s The Foxy P show, @thefoxhimself hosted our maiden episode of the critically acclaimed F&B show. Well ok, not critically acclaimed. We occupied gidilounge radio (I sure hope we do not get fired though) and went on a rant galore for 2.5hrs. As a techy, this our horrah as co-hosts could be likened to the Nokia N9; a device that was already dead before it came out.
Anyways, we touched on alot of things ranging from education, gbagaun, race and tribalism, sex, politics and what have you. It was great and if you have the time, I say you listen to it.
