Category Archives: Hip-hop

No Rubber Parody Series – The Story So Far!

We have done alot of tracks and as such we opted to created a playlist for everyone to listen with. You can also download every song if you like (zip file).

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No Rubber Parody: MciPhone Ft BGiddy – Stay Scheming (Friend Zone) w/ Lyrics

New track from MciPhone and BGiddy, the No Rubber resident parody music makers. We found it best to give you all the lyrics with the track. If you missed the episode on “titles”, visit norubber.gidilounge.fm. You can also get all their past parodies HERE.


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Stay Schemin (Friend Zone)

RIP To all the Friend Zones world wide. Salute.
I’m not a rapper. I’m a brapper.

I ride for my penis. Dog
I ride for my penis
I slide w/ my penis. dog
I cry for my penis.

Stay Schemin… Women trynna FriendZone me!—( dog, I ride for my penis)
Stay Schemin… Women trynna FriendZone me!
—-(dog, I ride for my penis)

Verse 1
Damn. I made a detour
Fuck it. I’m still trynna score. (huh)
Fuck it. I got a budget for a ring though.
Fuck it, I’m on a run for this honey. (whoo)
But she won’t suck it. In a zone I’m trynna avoid
My penis get no lovin. Even got me paranoid. (ugh)
Getting side hugs seems to be mandatory.
Pls help me get out of this friend territory! (huh)

Hook
I ride for my penis. Dog
I ride for my penis
I slide w/ my penis. dog
I cry for my penis.
Stay Schemin… Women trynna FriendZone me!
(dog, I cry for my penis)

Verse 2
It bothers me when the broads
Get to acting like the frauds.
Guess some girls don’t love you they only love your cars
That’s why I see no need to compete for women like y’all
I just ask’em when u see me, just kill yourself that’s all.
I’d be lying if I say I never wanted nothing.
Our relationshit has changed.
This girl keeps on frontin.
Bk then “when we gon get married” used to be the question
Nowadays I reach for a kiss you say stop incesting.
Bro & sister zone. Places that’ll get you down.
You calling me a fool cuz I wanna fool around.
Be your gay friend. Just to get close
You think K would pull some shit like that? You never know.
Pick you up from the airport when u come in town.
Give u place to stay u already know it’s goin down
Shorty wanna tell me secrets bout her main nigga
I tell her baby you’re too attractive. That nigga is a clown.
Getting FriendZoned has to be a sin
I take no Ellas. I’m trynna get a win.
Take the D stop acting like a lesbian.
(huh)Whatchu mean u only love me as a friend??

Tell that girl u said fuck it
I’m leaving. This is disgusting.
I feel like I’m getting punished
No more taking u out in public
I treated u w/ class, u were my favorite subject
Treated u good & got hugging, you wanted a nigga that’s thuggin
I’m not trynna be cynical
Me and your pussy had sin-to-do
You wanna finish? Fine.
U know I was into you trynna get into you
But let me get my mind off that. Cuz when I get money, she’ll be back trynna brap. go figure. (huh)

BGiddy

Night was goine perfectly
and she was feeling me
I told her baby I got what would make your creamy (your cake cake cake)
but then she stopped me and said bro (bro?), we should stop this now (Oh NO NO!)
I said hold up, i just hit the friend zone no.

I said baby you’re kidding, for real? in my mind i got zoned, after all my scheming (No No No No)
I aint tripping, in your panty zone is the goal and I’m winning for sure

Cause I cry for my penis.
no zones in this business girl
you gotta make love to my penis (echoed)

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New Music: Ludacris – Jingalin

Disturbing Tha Peace founder Ludacris hits airwave with Jingalin, a raw hip-hop beat based rap song that doesn’t fail to appreciate the bouncing tendencies and reverberative effects the female bum is capable of achieving. Laced with drum beats and the voice of a lady who sexually goes on saying ‘Jingalin’, the song is an attempt (could be seen as that) at re-confirming the female bum, and letting the ladies ‘make it clap’ for as long as possible and to the enjoyment of all. Looking closely at the song art confirms just what has been said, more or less.

The lyrics are pretty basic for an ass clapping song, so there’s little need for your imagination to run wild. This is a club banger quite all right, but besides that obvious fact My Chick Bad does a better job of gratifying the female physique as a whole. Jingalin is the lead single off his soon to be released 2012 album Ludaversal, and there are high hopes from me that the other songs won’t be as plain as Jingalin.

Listen to Jingalin here

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MciPhone Ft BGiddy – Long Distance Parody (Lil Wayne – I’m Single)

Here it is folks, the latest track from MciPhone (@bmorenigerian), BGiddy (@babseaketi) and we featured the lovely ladies Jegzy and MsjaneAda. Listen and sing along.


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Long Distance Lyrics!

{Phone Conversion}

Verse 1
She says pick up your phone where u at?
I know you hear it call me back.
She bout to have a heart attack.
Man. I hate when opposites attract.
We live in different time zones.
But she’s the girl I call my own.
She says baby when u coming home?
But I’m too busy trynna take the throne.
Call. Text. Skype.
This can’t be life.
Can’t touch my wife.
Chick out of site.
She fussing at who I’m tweeting.
For these thirsty hoes why am I competing.
I didn’t sign up for this version.
Startn to think this long distance thing is just for virgins.

Bridge

Yeah its a struggle
Shorty twatching me like she my mum and I’m in trouble
Girl this distance ain’t Working, My Dick needs some Loving
And I got a dozen chics feeling me and sending DM’s Tonight
This LDR ish ain’t right, I can’t Fight, I got Rights
I’m Hitting up a Chic Tonight

Verse 2

I don’t care
It’s not fair
That I got all these girls around me. & instead of gettn blown, I blow’em off. Come home to Skype w/ you & you just wanna piss me off.
She says you know what?
Boy you trippin
Playin all these games
You ain’t different
If u were with me I’d be headed to the kitchen
Then I’d show u the real meaning of a snippet
Snippet?
You trynna cut me off? You ain’t different.
I only use this thing here for pissin.
No love. I thought u was Christian
Now you flipping over here sayn I’m pimpin. Listen
I’m trynna show u what it means to be committed
When u left I said I was wit it. If u wit it.
But I ain’t seen your ass since last Christmas.
This is the price I paaaayyy for long distance.

Inconsistence
I’m dippn
20 missed calls from the misses
Text messages cussin me out in pidgin
Then the next ones hugs & kisses
Make up sex. I’m just wishing
She’d hop on a broom like dem witches.
I’m tired of only seeing her in my visions
This relationship needs revision.
Man, I can’t do this long distance.

Tonight, and this is for my fellows that they know they ain’t right
And this is for my ladies breaking up tonight
And this if for my ladies that wanna give me their Skype
And if you love your girl, you better kiss her goodnight!

Ladies, Good Morning!

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New Kanye West, Big Sean, Pusha T, & 2 CHAINZ – MERCY

As promised, here is the first single from the G.O.O.D music collaboration album. The song, titled “Mercy” features verses from G.O.O.D music boss Kanye West  as well as heavy weights Big Sean, Pusha T and 2 Chainz. The beat is bumping and the whole song is one big swagged out spectacle. The delivery in Big Sean’s opening verse is smooth.

Expect folks to start chanting “Swerve” and “Lamborghini Mercy” by tomorrow.

Listen below

Mercy

Below is a Youtube video featuring a clear version iof the song. No annoying radio tags or any of that crap. This shit bumps!

Of course you can also listen to it at Kanye’s Official Site

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New Kanye West – Theraflu Feat. DJ Khaled

“Can’t a Young Nigga get money anymore?”

Guess who’s back?

Brand new music from Kanye West, most likely from the upcoming GOOD music collaboration album aka an early contender for Album Of The Year. Kanye truly has transcended the realm of Hip-Hop. Every song Kanye is involved with is huge and grandiose, always an awe inspiring, jaw dropping display of opulence and sheer genius.

This new song is called “Theraflu”, it features DJ Khaled in his usual shouting/Hypeman rotuine. Its produced by Hitboy. Its awesome. Thats all you need to know.

Enjoy the song below and look forward to the official First Single “Mercy” from the GOOD Music Compilation album to drop on Friday. Lets hope Don Jazzy produces a joint or Two for the album.

Theraflu


Official song artwork and PETA’s response to Kanye’s “Tell PETA my mink is draggin’ on the floor” line from the song 

PETA Senior Vice President Dan Mathews wrote in a statement:

“What’s draggin’ on the floor is Kanye’s reputation as a man with no empathy for animals or human beings. He’s a great musician but doesn’t seem to have the fashion sense to design anything more than caveman costumes. We keep hoping that one day he’ll find his heart and join evolved style icons– including Russell Simmons, Pink, and Natalie Portman– who have dropped animal skins.”

 In my opinion, the most memorable line from the song:

“And the whole industry want to fuck your old chick
Only nigga I got respect for is Wiz
And I’ll admit, I had fell in love with Kim
Right around the time she had fell in love with him”

 

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A$AP Rocky and Lana Del Rey team up for a song

Apparently A$AP Rocky and Lana Del Rey are set to work together for a song titled “Ridin’”. The song is a cut off the upcoming mixtape titled “Follow The Leader”  from Brooklyn production duo The Kickdrums. The mixtape should be out tomorrow and you can hear Lana and Rocky’s collaboration.

In the meantime, you can listen to a snippet and watch a studio session below

Thanks to Pitchfork for the heads up

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New Music: Kendrick Lamar – The Recipe (Feat. Dr. Dre)

Kendrick Lamar just dropped the first official single from his debut major label album which is due in stores sometime later this year. The song, titled “The Recipe”  samples “Meet the Frownies” by indie rock group Twin Sister and is produced by Scoop Deville. The Recipe also features a very rare guest verse from Dr. Dre. If anything, this song is indication that Kendrick hasn’t compromised his flow, style or content in the process of transferring to more mainstream Hip-hop.

We are eagerly awaiting his album “Good Kid in a Mad City”, but you can enjoy The Recipe below

 

 

 

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New Music: Childish Gambino – Eat Your Vegetables

Childish Gambino aka “D-Money” decided to drop a new song “Eat Your Vegetables”. Not much is known about his new mixtape or when its coming out. We are still not sure whether it would be called “Mixtape” or “Royalty”. In any case, we can assume this song is going to be in the new mixtape. This song was probably recorded very recently; I’m pretty sure I heard a line about the recent J. Cole/Diggy Simmons beef and there was a shout out to Trayvon Martin.

Listen Below

Eat Your Vegetables


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New Music: Azealia Banks – Fuck Up The Fun

While enjoying her stay in Japan, Azealia Banks decided to drop a new track titled “Fuck The Fun Up”. Produced by DJ Diplo and DJ Master-D, Fuck the Fun Up is a fast paced, drum heavy track. Azealia is an insanely fast spitter. You’re gonna have to rewind a few times just to digest everything she is saying. Her talent shines through in this song, and she kills the beat with such effortless confidence. This is sure to get the streets buzzing and the crowd pumping.

The competition should be on their toes.

Listen to Fuck The Fun Up below

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Thanks to Stereogum for the heads up

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