Wooosh! Yes, yes I know, its Sunday, and Phylix usually dishes out Relax and Laugh on Saturdays, but guess what? I’m not Phylix! I’m Detanfy! That’s right folks! Its Detanfy in the hizzile, here to serve up that Relax and Laugh-izzle that you all need. Its quite obvious by now that I’m a little bit nervous, seeing as it is my first time taking the reigns on the prestigious RnL segment, after all. Performance issues are bound to happen! Its not uncommon; one in every five men even! But firstly, I should explain Phylix’ absence from this weeks RnL; nothing to fear, dear readers, Phylix is A-OKAY! He has been wired out the past few days (something about a Mami Water in his shower, IDK about that…..), so I offered to cover him and do something a little bit outta my usual forte. What better than Relax and Laugh? We’ve all had a tough week, some of us have been having tough months, others a really tough year, so its extra appreciated if we can all stop to smell the roses, kick back, chill with a beer or cool drink in hand, listen to Dr. Sids Chocolate and just Relax and Laugh!
The legendary South Korean pop singer who knocked us all up with Gangnam Style has hit us up with something else entirely. You’d think that after something like Gangnam Style, everyone would tell Psy to shift aside. Quite frankly, that’s not the case, because while Gangnam Style did hit a billion views plus on YouTube (that’s a record, ladies and gents), his new song has gone past 100 million views. And this song and its video has only been out for less than a month (hell, the 12th of April to be exact). The song has already finished dishing out more record breaking feats, despite the offhanded tongue-in-cheek character it portrays. But no one’s concerned about the seriousness of the issues surrounding us, no. If Gangnam Style is any proof, what we’re concerned about is the next thing that can make us forget just how bad things have become in the days past (our hearts go to those in the Boston marathon bombings).
The interwebz have ruled time and time again, splashing us with little tiny nuggets of chewy fun while waiting for us to take the plunge into its deep recesses. Some time back I gave a little speech on one of the many, many wonders I had come across while scouting the Internet, and that was one was about asdfmovie. If you recall, asdfmovie (pronounced ass-duff-moo-vee) is a range of random cartoon videos created by TomSka. That’s me plagiarizing myself.
In the last post, the original asdfmovie was embedded for viewer entertainment. Now, I want to raise the ante up a bit.
asdfmovie right now currently has 6 different parts/iterations/sessions/whatever-you-ma-call-them. But before we dive into the 6, let’s have a little fun with Mine Turtle (you’ll get to know him more after this music video)
For anyone who paid attention to our recently published Funnies (which I felt obliged to drop considering everyone was merry midnight time), you’ll notice there’s a Beyonce picture among the memes present. In case you missed the post, check it out and spot Beyonce. Seen her? Cool, because now I plan on embedding you all with a lot (LOT) of pictures like that. Not necessarily memes, so forgive the title.
Regardless, in the spirit of all things pie-rated overkill, let’s get this show started.
Just for your interest, there are A LOT. Not that that’s a bad thing, but hopefully you won’t laugh so hard to be tagged mad on the first day of a new month. Continue Reading →
I told myself I’d never use Sunday Funnies as a headline for any post I write. I also told myself I wouldn’t bookmark drawings of animals kicking human butt, and yet I did. In the spirit of things we told ourselves we won’t and ended up doing anyway, as well as the spirit that wants us to look around for eggs laid around by a rabbit, I give you some of the random funnies I managed to come across on the Internet. This list isn’t meant to be exhaustive, but in the spirit of bookmarking the wrong things, it is.
So… live with it okay?
If you are part of the Nigerian web community (and really, who isn’t these days?) you’ve probably come across this video already, somewhere in your Facebook feed, Twitter Timeline or Blackberry Status. The above video was taken just outside Domino’s Pizza Nigeria, where the employees decided to have some fun, do some singing and dancing, and just show how much they love their jobs and Domino’s Pizza. Its all good clean fun. There are Two Dominos stores in Lagos, Nigeria; one in Lekki Phase 1 and another on Victoria Island. Both Domino’s locations were brought to Nigeria through Eat N’ Go, a company whose goal is to bring the very best of franchise and fast food businesses to Africa.
The videos seem to be shot in front of the Victoria Island location, that also houses a Cold Stone Creamery (I didn’t even know there was a Cold Stone in Nigeria) right next door. They are a fun bunch of videos that are worth a decent amount of laughs, and frankly it looks like the employees are having a jolly good time (or really need to keep their jobs).
I’ve culled the best and funniest videos (the above, being the Viral video standout) of the Domino’s and Cold Stone Creamery below for ease of access and viewing pleasure. Enjoy! Continue Reading →
Hullabaloo and howdy doo ye folks? It’s a Friday and I decided we go a little out of order from the usual Boom Boom Satellites reviews we’ve been doing. So in the course of thinking up what to do for the blog that’ll benefit both we the Gs with views and you the readers with knowledge, it came up that we do a bit of meme knowledge impacting on the readership. You know, explain some memes to those who don’t really understand how they’re used or what they’re all about. I thought about it… and you know what I said?
Or more like one hell of a laser cannon disguised as a gigantic candy stick. Is there more that needs to be said? It’s a battle between a once betrayed guy and the root of his betrayal, Santa Claus.
Santa Claus is still out there… and he’s plotting a yo-ho-comeback…
Death cases. There’s always a catch to such.. Murder, homicide, suicide, and the list goes on-cide; you decide. There are cases when solving the crime is pretty hard, and there are cases when it’s a simple thing and the hard part is having to break the news to the loved ones of the victim. But what if calamity strikes when you’re trying to explain what happened at the scene of the crime? TomSka does a pretty believable illustration of what could happen in the course of explaining the procedures..
In case you’re wondering, we’ve had a feature on one of TomSka’s work before right here, so check it out to freshen up.
I died after the son asked his mom what happened to his father. Have a kick at it and loosen up a bit, a new week’s upon us and we should look our best.
It’s a new month y’all, and it’s the month that has the end of the world’s date in it. So while we await the 21st (I wonder what Santa’s gonna do…) we can look back on the year as a whole and see how well we did with it. Me? I messed up pretty bad. So if I don’t survive the reconstruction of the planet Earth (which, under the circumstances is pretty much what could happen) I could die a sad, sad, sad very sad poor guy. Now that I think of it, I may be better off packing up all the chips and fries and Pringles and sodas and see how much weight I can pack up together before the 21st arrives here.
And for all you goody two shoes that have done so much, I look at you with contempt. Yes… you’ve done so much and I’ve done so little, I look back and I just want to tear my hair apart and bite on a blade then eat some glass because that’s all my worth is currently at the moment. I can’t even pass a single milestone and I claim to be someone who can think? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO HARD??? THERE’S NO POINT TO LIVE ANYMORE! THERE’S NO REASON OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY AM I JUST REALIZING THIS RIGHT NOW I WANT TO CURL UP AND JUST EAT SOME RAT POISON AND SING POISON TO MYSELF OH GOD WHY OH WHY OH WHY D:
Ahem… let’s get on with the show of giggles and relaxation shall we? Continue Reading →