New track from MciPhone and BGiddy, the No Rubber resident parody music makers. We found it best to give you all the lyrics with the track. If you missed the episode on “titles”, visit norubber.gidilounge.fm. You can also get all their past parodies HERE.
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Stay Schemin (Friend Zone)
RIP To all the Friend Zones world wide. Salute.
I’m not a rapper. I’m a brapper.
I ride for my penis. Dog
I ride for my penis
I slide w/ my penis. dog
I cry for my penis.
Stay Schemin… Women trynna FriendZone me!—( dog, I ride for my penis)
Stay Schemin… Women trynna FriendZone me!
—-(dog, I ride for my penis)
Verse 1
Damn. I made a detour
Fuck it. I’m still trynna score. (huh)
Fuck it. I got a budget for a ring though.
Fuck it, I’m on a run for this honey. (whoo)
But she won’t suck it. In a zone I’m trynna avoid
My penis get no lovin. Even got me paranoid. (ugh)
Getting side hugs seems to be mandatory.
Pls help me get out of this friend territory! (huh)
Hook
I ride for my penis. Dog
I ride for my penis
I slide w/ my penis. dog
I cry for my penis.
Stay Schemin… Women trynna FriendZone me!
(dog, I cry for my penis)
Verse 2
It bothers me when the broads
Get to acting like the frauds.
Guess some girls don’t love you they only love your cars
That’s why I see no need to compete for women like y’all
I just ask’em when u see me, just kill yourself that’s all.
I’d be lying if I say I never wanted nothing.
Our relationshit has changed.
This girl keeps on frontin.
Bk then “when we gon get married” used to be the question
Nowadays I reach for a kiss you say stop incesting.
Bro & sister zone. Places that’ll get you down.
You calling me a fool cuz I wanna fool around.
Be your gay friend. Just to get close
You think K would pull some shit like that? You never know.
Pick you up from the airport when u come in town.
Give u place to stay u already know it’s goin down
Shorty wanna tell me secrets bout her main nigga
I tell her baby you’re too attractive. That nigga is a clown.
Getting FriendZoned has to be a sin
I take no Ellas. I’m trynna get a win.
Take the D stop acting like a lesbian.
(huh)Whatchu mean u only love me as a friend??
Tell that girl u said fuck it
I’m leaving. This is disgusting.
I feel like I’m getting punished
No more taking u out in public
I treated u w/ class, u were my favorite subject
Treated u good & got hugging, you wanted a nigga that’s thuggin
I’m not trynna be cynical
Me and your pussy had sin-to-do
You wanna finish? Fine.
U know I was into you trynna get into you
But let me get my mind off that. Cuz when I get money, she’ll be back trynna brap. go figure. (huh)
BGiddy
Night was goine perfectly
and she was feeling me
I told her baby I got what would make your creamy (your cake cake cake)
but then she stopped me and said bro (bro?), we should stop this now (Oh NO NO!)
I said hold up, i just hit the friend zone no.
I said baby you’re kidding, for real? in my mind i got zoned, after all my scheming (No No No No)
I aint tripping, in your panty zone is the goal and I’m winning for sure
Cause I cry for my penis.
no zones in this business girl
you gotta make love to my penis (echoed)
