What’s better than having some hot noodles slipping fast through your lips as you savour the wonderful taste in front of the TV at night? Getting a very interesting tweet talking about PETA and Mario. That’s right, our very own Super Mario. We all know Mario, but do we all know PETA? Well, that’s short for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. In short, people with animal rights on the front page of their website and probably get high on it[citation needed].
So, what’s PETA got with Mario? Well, PETA has decided to slander Mario by claiming he skins tanooki dogs so he can fly… if pigs can’t fly, I don’t see dogs doing it. The main pointer here is PETA is saying Mario is telling kids all round that they can go round skinning tanookis all willy-nilly *shudders*.
"If PETA says leave the skin, you leave the skin fool!"
